Chester "The Molester" Arthur Stiles
If you see this 'man' walking down a sidewalk, please hit him with your car.
If you see him in a dark alley, hit him in the head with a pipe.
If you see him near a golf course, I'd suggest a 9 iron.
If you see him near a shooting gallery, you know where to aim.
Was he named after former US President Chester Arthur?