The Cat's out of the bag...

I've always had a weird intellectual crush on her.

I dislike her politics, I loathe her husband, and she's not exactly babe-ilicious.

I like smart women. I like women with a sense of humor. I like women who like football.

You have to admit she's pretty darn smart, and must have a sense of humor (considering who she's married to). If she was wearing a Bears sweatshirt, I'd leave my family.

If you want babe-ilicious, here you go:

I don't know if she's smart, and if she gave me the time of day, I'd call that a sense of humor.

I'd give up football for her. College football, anyway.